How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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