Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it penis luge time yet?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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