do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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