margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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