when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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