your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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