Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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