doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tell her she can't have a vagina
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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