your thong is hanging out like whoa
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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