I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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