Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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