first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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