No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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