another moral hangover. fuck.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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