why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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