We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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