Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She needs sedatives and a leash
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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