her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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