Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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