You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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