This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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