I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I need to align my fucking chakras
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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