Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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