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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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