New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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