Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize