yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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