Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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