I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I can text with my tongue
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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