If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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