Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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