i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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