Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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