if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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Oh Jesus.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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