i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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