Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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