belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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