New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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