dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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