it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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