remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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