i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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