I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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