If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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