i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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