So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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