Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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