So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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