id be glad to
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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