I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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